Comparisons: Emma Frost and Lady Gaga

Ever since my first viewing of Lady Gaga's music video for "Bad Romance" I've been finding similarities between Emma Frost and Miss Gaga. In the end, I found myself with a list long enough that it deserved a post (plus I never intended this blog to be solely reviews, they're just easier to do). Now be warned, personality-wise these two women could not be more different: Emma Frost is manipulative and snarky, and Lady Gaga is more of a passionate and calm figure (publicly, at least). However, they do share a number of similarities that should be noted:

Pasts

Both women attended private school where both experienced difficulty. Lady Gaga has been quoted as saying, "I didn't fit in in high school, and I felt like a freak," [Source]. As can be found in the first arc, "Higher Learning," of the Emma Frost series, Emma too found herself not fitting in during her high school years, and was especially tormented by one bully. As can be seen, they both have brown as their natural hair color, and from there they went to sport white-blonde hair.

Another tidbit is that they both used to work as dancers, though the difference there is that Emma was an actual stripper and I'm pretty sure Gaga wasn't [Video here]. Details on Emma Frost's past as a dancer can be found in New X-Men #139 and the backup story of X-Men: Deadly Genesis #5.

Habits

Speaking- Something that's been mentioned as recently as Astonishing X-Men: Xenogenesis #1 is that Emma speaks with a fake English accent even though she's originally from Boston, MA. Lady Gaga also at one point was interviewing with a sort of British accent which is reminiscent of Madonna back in the late 90's (she mentions it @41:28 in this video). Also, they both enjoy French it seems, Gaga has demonstrated enough to speak a few phrases while interviewing and also include French in "Bad Romance,": "Je veux ton amour et Je veux ta revanche." In terms of Emma, she used to vacation in France with her family (and she sometimes visits there for lingerie as seen in Uncanny X-Men #502), and she's been shown to speak French a few times where I doubt it's her just mimicking the language centers of another French speaker. Also, during the New Mutants' first run, Emma would insert French words and phrases into her speech every so often.

Smoking and Drinking- Back in the days of the first New Mutants run, Emma was often shown to be smoking. Usually it was with one of those cigarette holders that always leads me to think of Cruella DeVille. She was depicted with a cigarette in the same manner as recent as New X-Men #128 [Here]. This appearance however seemed to suggest her as an occasional smoker, and I've always taken the little wands to mean the same. Gaga has also been shown to be an occasional smoker, having said, "I don't smoke. Well, maybe a single cigarette - with whisky - while I'm working, because it just frees my mind a little bit," [Here]. Concerning drinking, Emma's been shown so often to be having a drink that I don't need to cite any specific issues or runs. Quite frankly, I'd imagine she's had a bout with alcoholism at some point or another. And in terms of Lady Gaga the same is true, her enjoyment of stopping by a pub for a few drinks has been reported often, and she often interviews stating that she enjoys a casual drink to help her creativity.

Appearance

By far their most striking similarity is their appearances. Both have white blonde hair, and Emma tends to wear exclusively white clothing. Lady Gaga also tends to wear a lot of white costumes, and there are many that can be found to be Frost-esque, a simple Google search can reveal that. Probably Frost's most Gaga-esque costume is her New X-Men costume which was A. Pantsless B. Included ridiculous footwear (platforms are NOT as simple as they seem, trust me) C. Had a symbol behind it (the skin bared on Emma's chest make an X) And D. Simply came off as different and weird. Both also tend to use a lot of makeup to go with their costumes which somewhat leads me to the second strongest similarity...

Personal

Centers of Controversy: Both these women have found themselves at the center of everyone's gossip and dislike. For Emma, it was when she "stole" Scott Summers from his wife Jean Grey when they had their psychic affair. Seriously, message boards are still having a shitty day over it, which makes me ask, was there anyone that obsessed with Jean and Scott's relationship? Or was it simply comfortable? For Lady Gaga, what was one of the most-discussed topics of last year was whether or not she is a hermaphrodite, and it was revealed she is not (and I am not linking material for either part of that here). And while not a huge talking point, at times we've had to wonder about Emma's gender considering both Bianchi and Cassaday have layered Emma's makeup so thick and made her jaw so strong that she often ends up looking like a transvestite (a la Lord Fanny of The Invisibles, actually).

In support of their gays- Another one of those things that's widely known is that Lady Gaga LOVES her gays. She loves each and every one, she interviews often on her love of gay people, and she's even given a speech at a Gay Rights March [Here]. Something you may not know though is that Emma too loves her gays. During Emma Frost's first arc "Higher Learning" we learn that her brother, Christian whom she's closest to, is gay, and she accepts him, even staying at his place with his boyfriend at one point. Also, in the panel above I think it's pretty clear what she thinks of reversing homosexuality. There's another point where she speaks on her support of gay people, but I can't remember where it is. And it just fits, look at how bitchy she acts and how she dresses, it'd be weird if she didn't have gay friends having her back. Actually it currently is weird, but she's also been leashed by that manchild, but I think it'd help "redeem" her in the readers' eyes if they saw her as the fag hag she truly is. It's always been bizarre to me that her fans aren't all together as a group while Dazzler has got the biggest gay following of the X-Men.

Appreciation of the arts- While already displaying knowledge in music and fashion, Lady Gaga has also displayed an appreciation of artists such as Andy Warhol and performance artist Marina Abramovic (who she knows). She also attended NYU's Tisch School of the Arts for a time. Emma Frost has been frequently shown to make reference to artists such as Damien Hirst in Astonishing X-Men #33, and Hieronymus Bosch in X-Men #170 (as well as Leroy Neiman here in Astonishing X-Men #2 or 3). Emma also enjoys a good opera (during New X-Men's "Riot at Xavier's" arc).

Students/Fans- Students are to Emma as fans are to Lady Gaga. Lady Gaga speaks of her fans every two seconds, about how much she loves them, and enjoys the conversations they have. She is sort of obsessed with them, and I imagine she's sort of dependent on them. Emma has a need to have students, specifically certain favorites that she specially mentors (Hellion, the Stepford Cuckoos). She's said before that teaching is her life, and has shown that she loves her students very much as one of the biggest weapons used against her time and time again is the deaths of several of her students.

Now we've come to conclusion of this post, and to finish it I've posted Lady Gaga's "Bad Romance" music video which is so Emma Frost I don't even need to get into it:

How I Lost My Free Comic Book Day Virginity

For those of you who read comics, but are not aware, today is Free Comic Book Day. And this year was the first year that I participated in the joy, laughter, and fun as last year I did happen to be in a comic book store during this fabulous day, but I was also flying so high I could barely function. That and the Free Comic Books were right by the cash as opposed to the other books which were in the kind privacy of the back. Which is sad because I remember there being some pretty amazing free books last year. So that's my Anti-Drug message, don't smoke up on FBCD, kids!

This year I was determined to show, so I actually got up at 9 this morning to catch the 9:30 Saturday bus which is so unlike me. I'm the kind of person who regularly sleeps until 3 PM on weekends, and all my friends dislike me for it. For this FCBD, and most of my comic book needs, I went to the amazing Coast City Comics (which will probably have a post up soon of today's going-ons). Standing outside were the guys from the store dressed up as Booster Gold, Blue Beetle, and Wolverine which was pretty cool, and it was fun to be greeted by one of them as Mr. Hellfire. It's always a good day when someone refers to me as Mr. Hellfire since it's way more exciting than Scott. Besides Scott tends to be a name that I find creepers tend to have. Which then makes me paranoid that I'm a creeper. I mean, socially awkward? 100%. But creeper? Here's hoping not so much.

Another of the reasons to visit Coast City Comics besides the quarter bins, sales, and amazing selection is that the guys who work there all seem genuinely enthusiastic to be there and look to get people equally enthused about comic books. They're seriously nice guys and extremely helpful. And good at understanding my bumbling because it seems I turn into Hugh Grant whenever I go on solo shopping adventures. Which is unfortunate because what you read here is generally how I speak in real life, for as dumb or intelligent, fun or boring as you may find it. By the way, if you were there around 10 today, you may have seen me. Here's basically what I look like:

Basically French actor Louis Garrel + Johnny the Homicidal Maniac = Me

And yes I wear those boots daily. And no, I don't have a mohawk anymore.
Anyway, for those of you from around the area (I think there's a few here) feel free to say hi if you see me.

Moving on, I ended up getting a massive pile of comic books by the end of the day. I started off with a good quarter bin browse which I ended up getting a decent chunk of the old New Mutants (for the Emma Frost appearances and since I'm on the search for Magma's personality), that Blood + Water that I've heard a bit about, UXM #314 the one where Emma Frost takes over Iceman's body and finds out the Hellions are dead, AN ESSENTIAL ISSUE for any Emma Frost fan, anddd I also got more of the Fallen Angels mini-series for more past apparances of the dearly departed diva Ariel. That alone made for a massive chunk of reading material, but THEN I went for the Freebies.

Which was a complicated operation because everyone was getting their asses to that table, so it was a bit of a squeeze. Luckily, one of the guys saw me and just grabbed a stack of everything and said 'For one of our loyal customers,' or something to that effect which I'm completely grateful for. Like I'm reading every single one, even the damn G.I. Joe, and if you've read my blog just ONCE, you know I'm like borderline sexist to characters of my own gender. But for free? Free?! Do you know what that means to someone from my family?! (We're not broke or anything so much as my parents are garage sale nuts and treat Marden's like mecca.)

So yeah, FBCD was a success and I should have stayed longer, but I thought my bus was coming in an hour before it actually did. Thank heavens I had just gone out for reading material. And now I totally have to comment on it because I'll burst if I don't:

City of Bones
Giving evidence to the growing argument that if you've read one vampire story, you've read them all. It reads a lot like the awkward stories I used to write when I was 15 and it basically follows the vampire story format. Or one of them. And the main character is irritating (the girl, we can call her Bella).

The writing just comes across as sort of arrogant like, "Aren't my characters witty and cool?" which is basically the attempt of most people writing vampires these days. Everyone wants their vampire to be the most desired, and the result is a whole lot of telling without very much showing. However, this book had WONDERFUL art that has actually had modern looks for young adults in it. It was done by Nicole Virella so be sure to check her out and show support for your female comic book creators.

The Stuff of Legend

Stuff of Legend is a book I've seen around and heard it was amazing, but I eventually forgot about checking it out. Which was a mistake. This book is found on the other side of City of Bones as some of the books are double-sided with two stories (and some have like three or four, but anyway). The main idea of it is that this boy is kidnapped by the Boogeyman and his toys decide to go save him. It's immediately apparent that this is a well-done book. Also, it's easy to spot the badass Deadpool/Wolverine/Rorschach figure of the group, which is Jester, but I have to say I love the way he's designed and he seems to be the most appealing character. Anyway, definitely look to pick this one up.

Coelacanth
Probably just a local thing, but this thing was sort of like a mini pamphlet that indie artists do to get their name out. It was basically like Jhonen Vasquez's Happy Noodle Boy except it makes that look sane and neat. With these sort of things I never know if I'm supposed to be looking deeper into each thing said, or just take it as crazy and just think about crazy from there. Like you'd have to see this thing, it's so damn odd, and I just have no idea how to take it besides just laugh.

Artifacts

From the Top Cow universe, a story about 13 Artifacts (including the Witchblade, The Darkness, The Spear of Destiny that Magdalena wields, and The Angelus), and how combined they do something to rework the earth. Not terribly original, but the art is amazing and I'm always in for a story about collecting things with special powers. Except the thing with these books is, I've read The Darkness. I got a shit ton of the first volume from quarter bins at one point. It was basically this: absurd amounts of sexism like the women he fights must get naked every time, he's always just badass-ing it, and the art just seems to adore focusing on the Darkness costume and ignoring things like background (and I mean, it's a phenom costume, but come on, guy). Limited character development, constant fighting with no real point, and it's just sort of a shallow mess. And this issue does nothing to show me that anything's changed. Oh and basically the setup of this issue is one woman android, Aphrodite, being briefed on the Artifacts with tons of T+A poses. And I mean, despite it's flaws the main idea still holds a lot of appeal to me. Even though I think a lot of Top Cow works are basically amazing ideas with great vibes and looks, with no work past that, just shallow cool factor. I mean, do correct me if I'm wrong, but it's how it seems from here.

Radical
The first story of this book is awesome, the art is phenomenal beyond your wildest dreams. It's about a guy who's a chauffeur for the dead. And it starts out in New Orleans with this guy who's a "healer" and an expert Voodoo things. And you might shit when you see who it is:

I felt like shouting at my book, "MORGAN FREEMANNN!!!!"

And he totally looks like him throughout the book. OH and by the way, the cover art for this book is from this story and it just thrills me all over. Also, I loved that the artist's little road to nowhere thing on one of the last pages. And I'm avoiding summarizing the plot of this story because I'll probably do it poorly and this story deserves better than that.

The other stories in this book are mostly dystopian-y sort of stories or ones in a "man's world" with more great art. Same thing really. Why is it that most dystopian stories look like a straight man's dream? Like shooting shit, fighting for your fucking lives, and screwing prostitutes (which every woman in the story is because apparently that's the only occupation available). Like seriously, I can't believe any straight man is convinced that this is a "horrible situation". It's practically their paradise compared to the real world because it's like their ID run wild. I mean I know not ALL, but I'd say a decent chunk.

Fame: Lady Gaga

Unfortunately, the book that I didn't end up getting was one I had been looking forward to. Yes, the Lady Gaga biography comic book. Don't hate me, my homosexuality alone excuses me from scorn from those of you who hate her. She just hypnotizes all of us with all those sequins. But anyway, fun fact is almost all of the reviews I've written in the past three months have been done while listening to her. She's on right now actually, the current track is "Teeth". I'm sorry she's so catchy.

Anyway, I downloaded this issue without guilt because it's FREE, And it turns out I didn't miss shit. The art was SO awkward, she looks so damn weird throughout. And it's not even about her, it's about some middle aged queen (he's got a wife but whatever) who secretly loves and worships her. If I wanted to hear about some nut worshipping a pop idol, I would've gone and watched [this]. (Watch the video, it's so bad it's good)

And the panel that made me laugh was the one to the right <---. Like she's been compared to pop divas like Madonna, Christina Aguilera, and Gwen Stefani. But now apparently she's also being compared to Barbra Streisand with this panel. Seriously, I'm so sure that that's "The Nose" and her hair is just the right length. And that just makes me imagine Babs doing a Gaga video. Which is a fun-in-all-the-wrong-ways sort of image. And that's all for this post, but I'll likely make another post because I have frigging Pride and Prejudice Zombies in my read pile and I'm already dying to talk about it.

Hope you all had a great Free Comic Book Day!